Man eating orchids breathe fire.

"i wish i could just disappear for a few days.
chill out.
no school.
no stress.
no people trying to pull me in opposite directions all at the same time.
all the bullshit just float away,but theres no time for that"

I wrote that a while ago. I still feel the same but i dont. Anytime youre not alone youre gonna feel different about your life. "The difference between being a bad influence and being a bad person is the way your get them to do stuff" -this is resonating in my head.

I wish i felt the same way about the world as i did when i was a kid. In a way when youre older you get more fear, its just about different stuff. When i was a kid i thought we had to remember everything we learned in every grade and take a big test on it in our senior year. That was one of my biggest fears. Im almost ready to graduate college and after that there is nothing that i HAVE TO do. I had to go to school. I had to go to college. and now i have to get a job or i wont be useful. Thats my biggest fear.

I wanna feel like this kid.

Im also afraid of whales. like for real. its not cool.

The perfect way to say I love you sweetheart.

Mason Jennings you bastard. I love that song. (Ballad for my one true love)
If you havent watched Dr.Horrible's Sing-a-Long blog , its pretty good, i liked it and would recommend it.

Ive started my documentary. And by started it i mean i told Dana about it and she said it was a good idea and i no longer think of it as a silly dream. Notes on Becoming a Grown Up Lady, NO BAGUL for short. yeah hopefully this will be something good. something splendid. something insightful. and something cool like this

well not exactly but this is pretty cool. Stop motion always seems like an amazing thing.

it really is tho.

just sayin.

Rachhh

A year later

I feel like i know so many guys who have probably had this fantasy.

Ive watched a lot of indies this year recently

Ira and Abby

Pennuchi for Begginers

Away We Go

Blue State (I think this movie has one of the best onscreen kisses ever)

Henry Fool

Hank and Mike

Just to name a few. Makes me wanna make a movie.

This quote runs through my head when im not speaking

"Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?"

-Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction)

Pulp Fiction is one of the best movies period. If you haven't, see it because its amazing.

Its true though, another of my favorite quotes "It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way."

I feel like this can be explain through my own "deer in head lights" attitude when put on the spot, ill say something and just keep going with it and things get awkward and then i shut up and take out my phone and pretend to do something, horribly embarrassed but masking it with my own natural weirdness . Most people are like that i think, they dont know what to do so they feel they need to do something, anything. Its nearly impossible not to think, you cant just shut off your brain on command and thus you do until something else comes along.

This is pretty neat Audio Gravity

Listen to Dayplayer

Interration is not a word

but some how it happens to be in one of my assignments WTF.

The best/most awful thing i heard yesterday was about Tiger Woods. "Just how many holes did Tiger play"- referring of course to his many infidelities that just keep surfacing day after day. Its vulgar but hilarious.

3 more days of school. 6 more months of college.

This video walks the thin like between annoying and awesome. I like it and it requires talent but that dude is a little bit nuts.

The semester is nearly over

thank you god.

Still trying to convince my sister that she should name her child Meiya Jr, despite its sex whatever it may be. It would kinda be awesome. I finally walked across the hudson, who knew that all we needed to bring our community together was a mile long bridge to nowhere. go figure.

This video was brought to my attention yesterday and it is hilarious to me

its got the dude from cash cab in it for the win.

ciao

Rachh

I know a lot

About my sister and im quick to judge her by her shortcomings. Today i saw her with her future husband and they were sitting on their couch reading baby books i bought them. They made fun of each other, yelled at each other but then went silent for a while but held hands. At this point for some reason i realized who she really was and how really vulnerable she is. My future niece or nephew is due July 4, and ik he or she is in good hands.

i learned something today. My big sister is a grown up now, and i think i might be too.

Awesome mash up of never gonna give you up and smells like teen spirit

college

I have a love/hate relationship with collge. Everyone who goes to college does, its nothing out of the ordinary. the best thing about my college is that there are a slew of bars about five minutes from campus. Working on documentaries i think is my future. who knows

This is hilarious

im not cool enough to be

out on a saturday night.

Today is T's 21st Birthday, both my favorite quotes of last night came from Sarah " I saw that girl and i felt so bad I looked at her and said OMG that girl is so drunk and i looked and it was T" and "YOU DIDNT GET ANY NACHOS"

this is pretty neat, i liked it and i will i could do something like it.

Ive recently realized how stupid it is that

Apparently when you spell baby with more than one y its means lover, bf or gf, not infant like you would think

e.g. "I love you babyyy"

oh the lessons you'll learn, i feel like there should be a book, there probably is. i knew this long ago but when i saw someone use it today it was like a blow to the head that made me want to start vomiting.

i think this is awesome

Is it just me..

... Or is Beyonce uncomfortable without two people dancing behind her, never taking attention away from her but there to support her just in case.

-Single Ladies

-Greenlight

-Freakum Dress

-Ego

and basically tons of videos

They're like Destiny's Child stand ins or something. Some sort of validation that she is the center.

Dont get me wrong the girl has an amazing repertoire, its just like weird.

I talk about myself too much

and I know i do. I just cant stop it. Im not really a narcissist, i just dont know have intelligent thoughts i think, idk.

this is my last "summer vacation". From school anyway. Im a senior in college and its weird. Today i saw a man with a striped suit jacket hanging from the back of his jeans like it was a butt flap or something, Who's to say he didnt graduate summa cum Laude with a degree that no longer means anything in this society? I hope i can get a job.

this is funny, Megan Fox is pretty funny, and the movie looks insane in the membrane

its got Veronica Mars and Dead Like Me Alums and Diablo Cody wrote it, looks like it could be as funny as Swimfan

"http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/12/lol-megan-foxs-peer-pressure-psa/">

Check out the trailer

"http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/07/05/jennifers-body-red-band-movie-trailer/">

Pretty women and fake thugs

Everything you see on tv when youre a kid is fake. Or at least when you become of age to participate in these things they have been modernized and become more efficient, which is good but still it takes away from what you were hoping for. Now that im 21 shit isnt cool anymore. Went to Atlantic City, wanted to be Danny Ocean for about 5 minutes, discovered they replaced chips and coins with a goofy fucking card: BUST. Now Ive been to bars before but never been able to get what i want and have a good time, having to constantly hide the fact that i was under 21, shot glasses replaced by the little cups they give you sesame chicken in at the mall: BUST. I started college at what most assholes (including myself) would call real college (because its not a community college), its all talking, just talking, thats all my classes have been except my one production class which consists of inside jokes between the teacher and students hes had before (everyone but 1 other kid and I) and me saying "Ill drive I guess" : BACCALAUREATE BUST.
Summer 2009
Got a mac: WIN
Got a Ipod touch: WIN
New Room in which i have spent the majority of the summer: WIN?

lake house vaca with linds

bitchin temp tattoo lol

kittensss

thats interesting

For some reason everyone i run into thinks im sad or something wtf. Twilight has become one of the major food groups of my best friends life it looks a little something like this

Weird right? Lol

"Sexy Hands"

Gloria has a way of describing things that i dont and that is one of the many reasons i love her.

I realized this morning i will never stop being an artist and im ok with that. My skills have become remedial but who cares if i can make light of a bad situation i guess. lol Thus begins the era of T-starks, who also happens to breath fire.
buddy showed me this i think its hilarious


I will always be a huge nerd.


Love and pancakes
Rachhh

Without the sour the sweet wouldn't taste as

Some people have lives that are so surreal, that its completely fucked up. Such, is my good friend
TSB

The hudson valley is a place so beautiful its ridonculous.
Ive always been kind of autodidactic, thats a big word for people who like to self teach but how often do i get to use a word that resonates when you say it, thus im relearning the guitar cause all the cool kids are doin it and ive always been susceptible to peer pressure even though its not really peer pressure. Anyhoozles isnt life grand , in my 2009 plan to learn how to ride a unicycle and play the piano among other goals ive decided to relearn how to do two things ive forgotten Parlare italiano and play the guitar
here goes




love and pancakes
rachhhh

It would be really messed up

If this guy got scared and went into hiding



fans of arrested development
http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/4C3R6.jpg

Rachaell Pancakes

Legos, not just for kids

Watch this its effin brilliant

check it out
http://www.jonandal.com/

Life is

Today time stopped and for a moment i forgot everything, i dont remember what happen but my mind was empty. then it was over and i checked my phone. that depresses me i rely so much on my phone. Life is simple they say. I dont believe them




Life is awkward...yea

I have fallen head-over-heels in love with Mandy the market-trader from Milton Keynes. She smells of hot dogs and counterfeit perfume.

On our first date, I decided to woo Mandy with some Greek mythology I’d recently read: 'In the beginning,' I explained, 'all human beings were hermaphrodites with four hands and four legs and two faces turned in opposite directions on the same head. These hermaphrodites were so powerful and their pride so self-absorbed that Zeus [the supreme god] was forced to cut them in two - into a male and female half. And from that day, each man and each woman has yearned to rejoin the half from which he or she has been severed'.

Mandy told me to stop being drippy.

'But I think you're my severed half,' I cried.

Mandy did not reply. And we spent the rest of the evening in a disastrous silence.

http://www.abeautifulrevolution.com/
check it out

I went out...

And bought a unicycle. Ive decided to call it Randolph. Idky but yeah thats how i roll.


I thought this was fucking awesome


enchoy.


rachhhh

Moving Txt

or kinetic typography, is fucking amazing.


Kinetic Type: Dane Cook from arifken on Vimeo.

WHAT?!?!?!?!

theyre fucking kidding right?

This was pretty awesome

Im not sure why or how i watched this

this dude's beard's name is Little George



rachaell pa

Unfortunately this little girl is not classified as a "Kinder-hoe"

Kinder-Hoe-3-8
Prosti-tot-9-15
Bitch, slut, whore-16- up
Psycho Hose beast-can really apply any time
Cougar- if your "boy toy" is still in high school and you're entering menopause.

Its adorable now but just wait till she discovers a club libby lu or a holister for that matter


falcon punch


rachaell pancakess

You know when youre having a shitty week..

...and your best friend pulls up to you going 55 mph on the highway and flashes you, flips you off and drives away?
No?
Meet Glor, and your life will be complete.

Check this shit out:





its Oedipus The King with fucking vegetable (pun intended) someone had a killer brainfart and came up with this or theyre just genius


enchoy

rachaelll pancakess

The World May Not Exist

This Month i :
1. Saw people "exchanging body heat in the passenger seat" in the car next to me.
2. Saw A man fleeing from the cops.
3. Saw A man who had so many books in his car he couldn't get inside
4. Saw A squirrel who had a mouth full of grass, who when asked posed for a picture.
5.Built a spacehip
6. Followed a bus with two bottoms
7. got my diploma
8. Met a stripper
9. Took the road less traveled
10. Built a stabilizer for a camera
11. Went to Chinatown

I totally forgot about this movie until i bought it

everyone know evan rachel wood is a little fucked in the head
this is one of the most fucked up movies ive ever seen, i like it though lol

this amused me

YouTube Doubler

stop them first, start the second one, follow the instructions
watch it

Super Mario Wins

Sexed Up Pop Star

When did Jesse McCartney pull a Justin Timberlake?
before
after


before

after

OK

so i stumbled upon this shit after watching an a tina fey interview
http://www.amazon.com/Berman-Center-Astrea-Remote-Vibrating/dp/B000C9PS6A
remote control vibrating underpants-wtf why would need a remote? right

Also this

beer brewed with bananas, it wasnt bad but what kind of demand is there for banana flavored beer?

and on that not i have no idea how these three things are connected but does anyone consider Anne Hathaway a disney princess, the princess diaries was made by disney and she does end up being a princess no secret there but sorry if i spoiled the ended


?
rachh

wtf shia

Excitement!

(my movie was on local television but it was still television)
Today i wondered after finding out WTF happened to Hoku, she is still recording, i started looking at stuff from my childhood and i forgot how good disney was. And now ladies and gentleman its prince ali